Shoemaker stitch 

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

Shoemaker stitch by Randym35 May 14, 2011

virgin stitch 

During the process of giving birth, the woman's perineum may be cut to allow for an easier birth. After the baby has been delivered, the cut is stitched back up. It is rumoured that, on the male partner's request an additional stitch is made closest to the vagina to make the vagina tighter when the stitches have healed and intercourse resumes.

Hey Doc, just pop in a virgin stitch will you, or she's gonna have a hole as big as a cow's cunt

virgin stitch by Fixer January 2, 2008

sac-stitch 

1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.

2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."

To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.

sac-stitch by Mike August 6, 2003

Does Stitch have Coronavirus? 

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

Does Stitch have Coronavirus? by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

a stitch in time saves nine 

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

a stitch in time saves nine by David Ch... September 23, 2020

Bhill stitch up 

When an individual is required to complete a task or a favor, but the task or favor ends up ranging from the slightest inconvenience, to a waste of your time.

“Hey slim, you able to grab us a carton from the bottle-o. Take my car”
Car has no fuel: Bhill stitch up
Car is barely in working order: Bhill stitch up.
Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.

Bhill stitch up by Bhill Stitched me up February 13, 2023

Drifter's stitch 

A car repair that uses zipties, duct tape, and a drillbit. Usually used for quickly getting back on the road

Dude.. You had to do a drifter's stitch

Drifter's stitch by MrZain05 December 9, 2017