Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent

He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!

by PFD May 02, 2006

Stiff Where?

you say this when you wanna tell people that u have healthy hair.

"My hair is so pretty" "stiff where?"

by xXurbanxgirlXx March 04, 2021

Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.

I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

wiener stiff

An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”

Are you wiener stiff on that price?

by A Goat among Sheep February 28, 2022

Stiff lip

Sucking on the head of a man's penis real hard with firm lip action.

That thot stiff lipped the shit out of my dick last night.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh September 17, 2015

travel stiffness

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.

The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.

by Bubbles91 September 04, 2015

Get Stiff

Similar to "cry about it" "get fucked" and "stay mad". Used when you want to tell somebody off but don't want to curse to much.

"Marcus was blabbering on and on about the difference between four wheel drive and all wheel drive and complaining about the people who use them interchangeably. I told him to get stiff and walked away."

"Get stiff."

by Scotishbroheim March 14, 2023