Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

by rinnua July 5, 2011

Satanisticationism

To be surrounded by so many satanistications that one can only express ones own situation as satanistic, but in a clear state of satanisiticationism. Satanisticationism exists most abundantly during Fifa games.

Person 1: This is absolute satanisticationism, Top corner by Kyle Foreskin.

Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.

by WESTY7 June 30, 2010

statriotic

The state of being loyal, even fiercely so, to the state in which you reside.
This may even surpass one's love of nation in favor of one's love of state.

The noun forms are statriot and statriotism.

New Yorkers are especially statriotic among citizens of the U.S.

by Aquila January 14, 2005

anarcho-statists

A (usually) intentionally ironic combination of the terms "anarchism" and "statism", attributed to Dr Roderick Long of the University of North Carolina. The idea is to imply the hypocrisy of anarchism by noting how anarchists in power invariably turn to totalitarian methods to enforce their authority. A notable use of the term is in the essay "The Anarcho-Statists of Spain" by Bryan Caplan.

"...the Anarchists preferred to become another predictive success of Bakunin's theory; they collaborated with some governments, established others on their own, and in each case proved themselves to be at least as oppressive as other governing classes throughout history. This is why I call the Spanish Anarchists 'anarcho-statists.' "

by DrCruel February 20, 2013

Satisfication

A degree of happiness and contentness achieved through masturbation.

Joseph, stressed out after a long day at the call-center, rushed right home for a little hand-held satisfication.

by Ash Hunter April 9, 2006

sadistic prick

cruel asshole

being mean

by michawn klotz March 16, 2004

sick sadistic psycho bitch

A parent(usually female) who comes into your room when u are sleeping and smells your breath to see if you have been drinking.

Teen: "what the hell are you doing you sick sadistic psycho bitch?!?!"

Mom: "how much did u drink last night?"

Me: "I don't know mom, like 2 or 3."

by Doug E January 21, 2006