Standard deviantAsian

A slant (pun intended) on the traditional statistical feature of standard deviation whereby the sexual deviance levels of an Asian male can be predicted by positive linear equation, as they are largely constant

'What is it about being a standard deviantAsian? Here I was minding my own business enjoying a spot of inoccuous Japanese porn in the work toilet cubicle on my lunch break when the whole thing inevitably descended into a bukkake fest. It was terribly off-putting. Those crazy Asians like filth nearly as much as they like rice and foot binding'

by Anonymous submissions December 30, 2016

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Bong Stand

Just like a keg stand but using a bong instead.

Created by some idiot from Stoneham

Fuck it I am doing a bong stand. Wtf is a bong stand. You’re about to find out.

by Biggamejame$ July 29, 2018

Now We Stand

1. A punk band from South Shore MA. (noun)
2. Can also be used as a verb to change the style of a song. (verb)
3. Also, its when you fuck the shit out of ur dog in the asshole and you claim victory. (verb)
4. Can also be described as a massive orgy that you have with your band mates. (noun)
5. Now We Stand can also be described as the most sexiest people ever! and they can only be compaired to god! (noun)
6. The ritual of telling sexual adventures/stories at fast food places, commonly taco bell. (verb)
7. While driving around your local center of town, rolling down the windows of your car, and yelling MILF! (verb)
8. The act of stealing cones from your town, and feeling badass for it. (verb)
9. Being jewish. (adj)
10. To stand up simultaneously (verb)

"Now We Stand is a sick punk band from MA."
"Dude i hate how this song sounds we have to Now We Stand it."
"I gave my girlfriend (dog) the Now We Stand today and it was amazing."
"Last night, my friends all Now We Standed around town at the women"
"Now we stand, for the pledge of allegience"

by NWSGods March 4, 2010

soo its the same stand as star platinum

Its basically able to copy any ability

Jotaro Kujo said "soo its the same stand as star platinum" to beat DIO

by OliTheGuy September 24, 2020

Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-

The line said by Joseph Joestar to Jotaro Kujo referring to the power of DIO's Stand, which is to stop time for 5-9 seconds at will.

Joseph: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

by I'm past that. May 8, 2021

Bog Standard

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.

"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."

by Satandog May 1, 2006