5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

In the snakes

When you're feeling sad or bummed out. Based on the latin inus snakus thus.

Leechi: Gee, Mrs. Othelia's math class today sure was not fun!
Rambutan: You said it, friend. We are in the snakes right now.

by Cookie Jerusalem Monster February 16, 2021

shakesha

Realist bitch there is

Shakesha is the hbic

by Shakesha March 13, 2017

snakeskin boots

Masturbating and ejaculating onto a sleeping person's feet so that upon waking they have dried up semen to peel off their flesh; much like shedded snake skin.

She was sleeping so peacefully and I didn't want to disturb her, so I gave Sarah a pair of snakeskin boots this morning.

by Dr. Hank Hamilton November 9, 2017

Vomit shakes

An involuntary physical reaction caused by something pukeworthy, usually in the form of whole-body chills or shiver and sometimes accompanied by an almost-gag.

"Tequila?"
"ugggghh, no. got the vomit shakes just thinking about it."

by CrudeandCrass March 18, 2014

Gucci Snakes

Something or someone that is that is cool or dope.

"Bro that last game was Gucci Snakes

by HankuroTheRonin May 18, 2022

the states

Informal way to say United States of America.

I'm from the states.

by zachnnn May 11, 2007