sputtle

The white stains left on a marriage quilt (noted when taken to a dry cleaner).

Sorry, Nate, we couldn't remove all the sputtle stains from this blanket.

Nate: Well, wash it again.

by Justanotherquilter January 19, 2014

sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018

Sputter

Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.

If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.

by Rock Wilder April 10, 2019

sputnick

term for sublingual delivery of psychedelics, coined by psychenauts.
also shortened to its acronym SPUT and stands for Small Piece Under Tongue
generally of a subhallucinogenic doseage of mushrooms, but can also be taken to mean a small piece of paper or sugar cube

" hold that sputnick for 5 minutes or until its dissolved befor chewing or spitting it out"

by effinrit February 19, 2021

Sputt

a bad idea machine.

Where is my Sputt?

by serverisnoob February 24, 2021

Sputnik

The noise excessive sperm makes splashing on a surface

We both watched sputnik after I dismounted.

by Sacumd April 2, 2021

Sputnik

A norwegian musician and truck driver, who is mots famous for singing "divorcing Johanne"

-Have you heard Sputnik`s song?
-♫ ♩ Now shall we divorce Johanne, divorce Johanne, I cant bear to live longer with you♬♪

by LolipopFox April 9, 2021