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Sperm Sword

AKA: The Meat Stick, The Self Pumping Hand Cannon, The Thrust Buster, The Squirting Nipple Dart,
Her smelly cat attacked me so I stabbed it with my Sperm Sword...
by cannon July 7, 2004
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Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it
Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were
by retard stain August 24, 2019
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Sperm Thief

woman who lies about her birth control status.
A Sperm Thief is a Female that will tell you she is on the pill in order to have unprotected sex to produce offspring.
by hahacharadeyou_r 2009 January 6, 2009
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sky-sperm

The trail of ice left behind by a rocket in a clear blue sky.
Ex: Dude! Look at that sky-sperm!
That's a fucking mindfuck!
by cavepig April 18, 2009
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sperm cramps

When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.
I keep getting sperm cramps and it hurts very badly.
by Charles Borky November 21, 2022
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lucky sperm club

a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:

1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they shit ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."
Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"
The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."
Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."
The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.
"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."
by Torsky March 10, 2008
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