The act of returning to a random female's apartment after a night out on the sauce, then vacating her abode at lightening velocity once the messy act has concluded.
"Here Bazza, what happened with that burd last night?"
"Went back to her's like, blasted a load of clum deep into her minge hole then legged it before she could ask for my number."
"Good lad, the old spunk and run!"
"Hey Mavis, what happened with that lad you were copping off with in the club last night?"
"He came back to mine, spunked then ran. I'm not on the pill neither and I'm ovulating. Good job I know his address so I can send the welfare cheque request to him in 9 months."
"Went back to her's like, blasted a load of clum deep into her minge hole then legged it before she could ask for my number."
"Good lad, the old spunk and run!"
"Hey Mavis, what happened with that lad you were copping off with in the club last night?"
"He came back to mine, spunked then ran. I'm not on the pill neither and I'm ovulating. Good job I know his address so I can send the welfare cheque request to him in 9 months."
by JonathanBag July 31, 2013
Get the Spunk and Runmug. A definition of a young man who sees himself as being superior to those of older rank. It refers to the young male as someone who was a mere bubble of ejeculate when older, superior males were forging their way in the world. It is a term of derision and resentment upon the youth of today, who see going to the toilet and eating as their sole achievements in life.
‘So, you think that you know it all! When I was fighting in the army you were nothing more than a spunk bubble, you worthless, drug-crazed , chromium-plated retard!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023
Get the Spunk bubblemug. The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.
This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.
by rug dude August 6, 2012
Get the Spunk Funkmug. A woman who has had several ejaculating penises in her mouth and now has breath that smells exclusively of cum.
Woman 1 : "God, my mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage this morning"
Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"
Woman two: "I'm not suprised...you had a cock-a-too in it last night you old spunk breath"
by real cool trader April 24, 2008
Get the spunk breathmug. patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?
doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.
doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.
by Semenary Road September 25, 2010
Get the spunk fitnessmug. 
In an MTV Twilight Tuesday interview, Robert Pattinson denounced his God given name and any alterations of said name, thereof. Just saying no! to the the lovingly bestowed netspeak name of rpattz, Pattinson claimed to only answer to the name of Spunk Ransom henceforth.
Spunk Ransom: Rpattz...I dunno...I guess it's 'Uh' I guess it kind of makes sense...It's my ...initial?...and a bit of my name...giggle...At least it's not insulting...Rpattz...Rpattz...I dunno...it sounds kind of like...RPattz...sounds...I dunno...like an antacid or something...RPattz...I dunno...it's a bit too like...it sounds a bit cushy...RPattz it sounds like...I dunno...I prefer like...I dunno...I hate my name...I hate any reference to my name...I wish people would completely invent a new one...I dunno, like...SPUNK...There's a girl called Ransom...I'd like to go by Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom...yeah, it does sounds a little bit wrong
Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.
Fangirls: Spunk Ransom is the new RPattz.
by sweetgarbage May 29, 2008
Get the spunk ransommug.