scrumpet

Cross between scrump and crumpet, i.e.- Sex Biscuit. Commonly used in the South by people who live on mountains and have a deep southern drawl, or widely used anywhere you can find both sex and biscuits.

"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"

by JoJerrsika May 20, 2008

Scrumptious

One who carries many tissues or is a default

Tfue is so scrumptious just look at the way he defaults around.

by I Lik Eggs October 22, 2018

Scrumptious deliumptious

Scrumptious deliumptious Is a word describing parts on a woman’s body like thighs or butt.

Oh her thighs are Scrumptious deliumptious

by Niggas on nine September 17, 2019

Scrumpdiddlyumptious

A descriptive term indicating that a dish is delicious or very tasty.

Damn Ma, that pie was scrumpdiddlyumptious!

by Salpula November 16, 2010

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003

scrumpets

-scrumpcious + crumpets
a scrumpet is simply a delicious or "scrumpcious" crumpet

1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"

by cum dumpster July 3, 2005

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005