sparta

Sparta is the unambiguous answer to any "what" question. E.g., "What is two plus two?" "Sparta", "What does that road sign up ahead say?" "Sparta", "What's the quickest way to get to Greece?" "Sparta", etc. In a strictly literal sense, Sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of Chuck Norris if he were to have a kid with King Leonidas.

Person A, pointing at Bonzai tree: "What is this?"
Person B, picking up Bonzai tree: "This is Sparta."

by FatManMGS2 January 1, 2008

spatafore

When you are standing there, minding your own business, then someone hits you in the head with a golf club.

Person 1 - "Why is he in the hospital, what happened?"
Person 2 - "He was spatafored..."
Person 1 - "Those mutha F$#@ers!!!"

by Gern Blanstein December 19, 2006

Spartakicks

Sandals that look like they could be worn by the Spartans. Most likely to be worn by females, also known as "gladiator shoes".

"Dude check out that chick's sandals. I think she was in that movie 300. Well, those Spartakicks definitely were."

by reezyyy September 5, 2009

spartan warrior

total bad-ass warrior from the greek city-state of sparta.
were taken at a young age from their parents to learn the ways of battle and the code of a warrior (how to pwn everything and everyone).

a group of greek warriors, 300 spartan warriors included, held against the whole persian army.

by tweaker93 February 17, 2007

Golden Spartan Bod

To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.

I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me

by Just do it June 9, 2009

SPARTAGASM

Any sexual feeling or squeals of glee brought forth due to viewing Starz's Spartacus: Blood and Sand(Soon to be Spartacus Vengeance for season 2).
This includes, but is not limited to time away from the show, when one is feeling lustful or saucy.
It should always be typed in all caps: "SPARTAGASM"

"I was whipping my chained lover who I had shackled to a filthy wall, and he reminded me of Spartacus / Andy Whitfield trying to defy me with his fiery blue eyes. I had a SPARTAGASM right then and there!"

by spartacus2010@LiveJournal April 26, 2010

The Spartan

When a girl sticks her ass in the air, and you run from 50 feet away, full sprint and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!", and jump so that your dick and balls get stuck in her ass. Then you have to wait for her to shit you out.

Girl: Baby, lets do The Spartan tonight...

Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"

by Leonidas' Wife January 8, 2008