Sloshing

The term for female masturbation. The equivalent to fapping but directed to females.

Fae gets off by sloshing to her boyfriend from Canada via webcams.

by UwarsBetty March 12, 2008

Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.

Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...

by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009

spooning

Lying on a bed, couch, etc, usually with the guy lying behind the girl. Often a means of trying to arouse the girl without being too blatant, on the off-chance that spooning leads to forking.

"Have you hooked up with Michelle yet?"
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."

by Ranger Downunder July 20, 2008

Spooning

Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...

Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"

Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"

Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."

by anonymous derp July 30, 2011

ShoShingo

Volatile owner and parttime operator of the semi-popular Mugen Sex website. Operating as Dead Panda, provides selectively chosen current events regarding the MUGEN community.

ShoShingo is the King of Infara.net.

by anon April 6, 2003

Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.

"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"

by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011