sphincter

possibly the coolest word in the english language
may hurt during anal penetration

omg sphincter!!!!
watch out for the sphincter, it might be hard to shit!

by Zaquie July 26, 2006

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

anal sphincter

The ring around your bum hole that causes it to prolapse.

Oi Emma piss off before i shove my fist up your anal sphincter!

by highland spring April 8, 2011

splinter cell

fuckin greatest game ever.

sam fisher is a splinter cell in the greatest game ever.

by Nick April 4, 2005

Slinkerknot

Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.

Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot

by ASovietUnicorn September 13, 2011

Sphincter Shake

The sexual act in which one partner lays on the ground face first and proceeds to stretch their butt-cheeks apart revealing the anal cavity. Their counterpart must be a lactating woman; she squeezes her breasts into the anus, causing the nutritious milk to pour inside. The milk mixes with remaining fecal matter creating a delicious snack. She then kneels down and felches the milky shake out of the anus.

After hours of exhausting fornication, Jennifer decided she could go for a sphincter shake fresh from her lover's anus. Hopefully she doesn't wake the baby.

by BlueWaffleCHomper September 5, 2010