Speddo Peddo

A speeding pedophile.

"Check out this guy coming up fast on my left in his creepy van, what a speddo peddo."

by Patatat April 27, 2009

Spedasaur

sped & dinasaur put together; often used to call some one big, or larger than yourself retarded

hes such a spedasaur

by raindancer October 4, 2009

Sledged

Super drunk. Not just hammered, but sledge hammered. As I'm sledged.

Dude last night I was so drunk, I was more than hammered. I was sledged hammered. I was sledged!

by Neo2525 January 1, 2012

spedford

A fucking dumbass

Hey it's Joel spedford

by BlazingVett March 1, 2018

speddlers

speddlers: A user who is on discord 90% of his day trying to trash talk other people when he has the inability to talk to females.

You sir are a speddlers

by Pebblers August 2, 2021

Sled and Bev

When you go sledding at an illegal spot while extremely drunk. You don’t have any mode of transportation except your feet and your sled, and you’re so hammered you forget who you were ah going out with.

Yo Henry you tryna sled and bev tonight? I'll pay for alc.

by harreballs February 21, 2022

Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011