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housewife spliffin

A phrase refering to lesbian sex
My girlfriend and I just did a little housewife spliffin
by Unicirn queen November 15, 2017
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The Guvnor Spaff

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.
Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.
by Curry club January 24, 2021
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Spliffeh

Name somebody who coughs up fumes. often wears pink bandanas to look extremely cool. always has roachs in his pocket to share with his best buds...;)buds.(pun)
extremely awsome and amazing.. always there for his best friends.
he is married (but in an open relationship) with MaryJane's Fumes.
the end.
ie1: spliffeh *coughs up* fumes
spliffeh vaporizes fumes
spliffeh tokes fumes
spliffeh shroomie fumes

ie2: raver
plur
ksick
by spliffeh'sbffl June 21, 2010
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Spliffield

1. A field of marijuana or hemp.

2. A term used to describe many towns named Springfield, especially Springfield, VA for its high influx of quality marijuana from thousands of sources across the country thus leading to one of Northern Virginia's hot spots for buying and or smoking pot.
I was down in Spliffield the other day and got baked off my ass.

Im from Spliffield baby.
by chroncat101 August 25, 2010
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Spafflete

One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.
"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
by executecodered March 11, 2013
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Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.
I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.
by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019
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Spliffen

To go out with a group of more than three of the boys/girls and smoke multiple joints
wys

Fuck all g Wys

Going spliffen with the boys you coming?
by Dbtb99 November 6, 2019
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