Speedsoft

The act of 'getting soft' quickly

"This FBI raid made me so hard I had to speedsoft."

by POP.foreign February 26, 2021

Whoa Speedo

when things get alittle bit too fierce

GUy: i want to fuck you
Girl: whoa speedo, your old enougn to be my grandpa. slow it down

by Seriah December 11, 2006

speedon't

A Speedo worn by someone who shouldn't be wearing one.

Eww, look at that old flabby guy in his Speedon't!

by NLP May 26, 2008

speeds

abbreviation for special needs

(SPEcial-neEDS)

(never use near anyone of the speeds variety)

ELI:zack did u see that guy?
ZACK:ya he def had speeds or something, what a tard!

by Grego Berger February 15, 2009

speedom

slang for mix of the right to have the freedom of speech. like if ur arguing with ur parents and theyre annoying the shit out of you then say this.

“holy shit mom give me some speedom”

“speedom duh its the first amendment”

by exxr August 23, 2018

Speedstep

Fast. Faster. Speedstep.
It is the "Usain Bolt" of Dubstep.

Mostly 100000000000000000000bpm is used but there are also some with 100-300pms.

Fast. Faster. Speedstep.

by ClassicGaming14 September 23, 2017

Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy September 6, 2011