Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

Spag

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.

“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”

by MrVOID July 19, 2021

spag spy

a cool person who’s name sometimes begins in a, c, z, i, o, r, l

Omg your a complete spag spy

by anonymous September 24, 2020

spag

Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".

Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.

by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014

Lord Spag

The lord of spaghetti. Few will know him. But all his loyal followers will conform to his wishes. He is a veiny morsel of a human, rumour has it there is a only a singular vein running through his entire body. He is also often confused for slenderman, causing females to flee in fear.

The "Lord Spag" is the god of all humans on earth. God bless.

by Braddobobfly July 18, 2018