snapped

New Zealand slang for getting caught doing something illegal or something you shouldn’t be doing. Normally involving things such as graffiti or tagging, alcohol and drugs.

"Oh i got snapped smocking last night"
"Shame. I got snapped stealing alcohol"
"Yeah well i got snapped macking out with Elliots ex-girlfriend"

by crystalclear September 17, 2006

snapper licker

*A small lap dog usually owned by a woman. You know the type of dog that couldn't possibly be useful for anything else.
*A dog presumed to be skilled in the art of cunnilingus, but the term is really just used in jest.

(This term was coined by my great grandfather)

Did you see Maria's friend got herself one of those little snapper licker dogs? Her new full time job will be cleaning up tootsie rolls left all over the house.

by Autohaulic January 19, 2008

snapper

After orgasm, if left in position, as the male organ softens, and the muscles of the vaginal walls haven't been stretched, in child birth, for example, at some point, the flacid penis will be ejected, not with an audible "snap" as the title would indicate, but with a reaction not found in post-parturition vaginas.

The current trend is for more women to opt for Caesarian Section to avoid pesky labor and to maintain their "snatchlasticity.

He wants me to have a C-Section because he likes my Snapper,... and I like his cuddling.

by Furb April 21, 2006

Snapper

Used in North Dublin, Ireland, as slang for a baby.

'Jaysis Mary, the snapper's gettin' too big for that cot!'

by 1759 December 21, 2008

snapper-pow

the action that pulls you back in when your about to pull out

a womans vagina brings the guys penis back inside of her when he is about to pull out is the snapper-pow

by jja0033 May 19, 2010

snapper

A moderately sized bong load, intended to be smoked in one hit.

Hey Cliff, I just packed you a snapper in the three footer. Go ahead and clear that so I can load myself up one.

by humboldt hero April 21, 2011

red snapper

A tight vagina that has been active for several hours in a day and is therefore red. The vaginal cavity is usually very irritated and swollen.

I was banging that bitch last night and by this morning her cooch was nothing but a red snapper.

by Sean Trr May 14, 2006