schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school

(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.

by notyaD May 20, 2014

Schtewie

A person who carries out sketchy tasks for another person; being of assistance to a friend or peer.

Brian's schtewie used his technology skills to delete an offensive text message from a co-workers phone.

by Morty Silver October 15, 2018

Schtonk

Unbeliever, Everything in the world, If you don't like it go away.

Schtonk inbound. "I put great Schtonk into this Arrow"-Owen Wilson.

by Hotsauce.exe January 3, 2019

Smch

An expressive response projecting sudden irritation or disappointment.

Smch! I know you didn't just fart in my face!

by uReggie April 2, 2019

schtanket

The one blanket in your household that you use to pass gas in and try, and possibly fail, to hide from others

Pass the schtanket; I had beans tonight!

by Cameltwah December 15, 2020

smhtyler

smhtyler is the best person on this earth, 💕💕

“smhtyler is hot” literally the only way to use it

by rocky_vvx December 25, 2020

Schtoomp

Sex

I schtoomped her

by anonymous January 19, 2022