Slopabottumus

When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.

Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.

by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016

Slopapotumis

Something coach Marissa says when someone is walking sloppy or being sloppy

EMMA YOU ARE WALKING LIKE A SLOPAPOTUMIS

by IA soon to be CEA July 9, 2016

slopapotumis

When coach Marissa says you are walking very sloppy and doing bad motions

EMMA YOU ARE WALKING LIKE A SLOPAPOTUMIS

by IA soon to be CEA July 9, 2016

slopapotumis

When coach Marissa says you are walking very sloppy and doing bad motions

EMMA YOU ARE WALKING LIKE A SLOPAPOTUMIS

by IA soon to be CEA July 9, 2016

slopapotamis

A sloppy, annoying drunk of an abnormally large size.

"Sure you can bring your buddy to the party as long as he doesn't behave like a Slopapotamis."

by Pimpstress Pelican May 26, 2016

Slomple

When someone is extremely tired and they trip constantly.

“Yeah he was in a complete slomple mood that glorious bastard.”

by The BooneDocks April 29, 2019

Slomp

Anything you want it to be.

“You look very slomp today”
“That wasn’t very slomp of you”
“You sack of slomps”

by Jorinica September 1, 2019