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shittyjoshcunt

A person who lies , is cheap and has no integrity.
Fuck you shittyjoshcunt and your New Fucking Jersey office!
by JGARSVA March 7, 2019
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Dale Shitty

Northern Virginia surburb of Washington DC (Dale City) with majority minority problem, hence drugs, crime etc. Also referred to as "Little D.C." (since Washington has the same problem on a much more grand scale).
Person A: "Did you hear about that gang rape in Dale Shitty?"

Person B: "And in other news.......the sky is blue."
by Mayor Marion Berry May 7, 2011
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Shitty Kids

Typically a very "trashy" teenager who partakes in consuming alcohol and drugs, most often in risky situations with a high probability of police interference. Shitty kids are going nowhere in life, and most often know it. Destined to become trailer trash, the typical shitty kid has already proven that they are too cool for school by, well, not going anymore. Having a job disqualifies you from shitty kid status. Being pregnant however, most definitely elevates you straight from typical-party-teenager to shitty kid.
That party is going to get busted, I heard it's put on by shitty kids.
by Urbanwords101 April 25, 2010
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Slutty Pumpkin

Another name for the one who got away. A reference to HIMYM Season 1, Episode 6. Ted returns to a Halloween party every year in search of the girl he met many years ago. He never found out her name and hasn't seen her since.
I met her that night and never saw her agian. I didn't even know her name. She is my slutty pumpkin.
by B. Stinson June 7, 2009
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slitter

(Scottish)
1. noun - person unable to eat or pour liquids without spilling half the contents down their front
2. verb - to unsuccessfully attempt ill-advised transfer of liquid or semi-liquid foodstuffs from one object to another; to eat messily
3. adjective form "slittery"
1. What a slitter - you've gone and got soup all up your sleeve.
2. Don't try and pour your tea into another mug. You'll slitter half of it for sure.
3. Aw ya big slittery monkey. Look at the mess you're making!
by thrawnpop May 14, 2008
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Shitty Flip

The act of gathering fecal matter directly from the anus "hot out of theoven" throwing it in a frying pan and flipping it with your dick and once cooke forcing your partner to eat it.
Katrina wanted a gourmet meal so i cooked her up a shitty flip.
by <>Necrox0x0x0x0x0<> April 15, 2009
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Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.
Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.
by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012
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