turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

slipping the gecko

A doggystyle move, were you slowly edge the female forwards untill she faces a corner, once in this situation, quickly remove the penis from the vagina and rapidly inser it into the anus. This will result in the female attempting to clamber up the wall due in a fashion similar to how a gecko climbs on a window.

Doing tegan last night was so fine, slipped her the gecko, should have seen the bitch jump!

Slipping the gecko is hilarious, but will quickly land you single, with no further sex.

by 300TT February 6, 2008

Shipping Weasel

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.

I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.

by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

Skippin

When stuff goes your way for no particular reason. When everything just seems right. When you find a tenner in your back pocket... You're 'skippin'

Sandwich shop drone - "Holy crap Mark, that baguette I just made was the best so far! And this James Blunt tune rocks my world! Skippin!"

Mark - "You're fired."

by The Douche February 20, 2007

Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.

Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*

by The catslapper August 25, 2011

Countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom

people who have no respect for history grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is often gay and explicit, this is too horny i dont like it it makes me wanna kill myself. PLS STOP MAKING USSR AND NAZI GERMANY RULE 34 I CANT I BNFGUIDFSGFIDSGDFUHDSGFUDSFUIDSAGFYSDGGVBUDM,GHASFVSDBAVFHSFVUKSAFBDISAFNKNS,RVCBUHKENFFYHFGVGUIFGUIFHKLGFYFGDRJHOBDGGHDFS. (and so the person who made this definition died from a stroke and shock, the end).

Yo the countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom is so horny my guy, they made my 1 month old brother die of stroke and shock.

by President_Noob March 26, 2023