Slippery Marshmallow

A slippery marshmallow is when you accidentally drop the entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet while trying to wipe your ass.

Dude i just finished taking the biggest shit, and i pulled a slippery marshmallow and had to use one of your hand-towels.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Slippery Kenny

Act of Pouring 10W-40 Motor Oil in a girls anus, and then having doggystyle sex with her.

Wow Jim I think I should have used 10W-30 cause when I gave her the Slippery Kenny, she almost went balistic

by Dan386 January 8, 2009

slippery frisbee

Ejaculating in someone's mouth while they have retainers or dentures in.

Hey Todd! I gave your grandma a slippery frisbee last night!

by GuntherIII September 30, 2009

slippery boi

One who knows the arts of being slippery

Patback is one slippery boi

by Patback6969 September 25, 2017

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

shippandler

A person who singlehandedly does both the shipping and the handling.

- When a mail man send out a letter, he is the shipper and the handler, so he can be considered the shippandler.

- When giving out valentines, the giver is the shipper and the handler, so he/she can be called the shippandler.

- "Dude, Megan and I had so much fun at my place last night. She's the best shippandler I've met."

by Fal Avedon February 10, 2010

Shippwned

To ship the two worst possible character choices together to force someone else to create horrible mental images.

Alex: I just shipped Oscar and Kevin from the office together
Eva: OH GAWD NO THAT IS GROSS AHASPGJFAGFAGA
Alex: SHIPPWNED!

by Terrashipper January 1, 2012