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The Spiderman

Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.
yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.
by mister mentone August 8, 2018
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Doing a Spiderman

Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.
"Doing a Spiderman"

Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.
by thespidermaner May 14, 2014
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spiderman

This guy who does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies...
by Squeed March 7, 2005
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The Slenderman

it is a hilarious sexual prank in which you are fucking a girl, and right be fore she finishes you have a tall, skinny friend walk in dressed as slenderman.

Warning: you may get feces and urine on yourself by doing this
To prank my grilfriend, Bob dressed up and pulled The Slenderman in the middle of our alone time. Her reaction was priceless
by Josh Birchwood January 18, 2013
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spiderman

When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.
Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.
by Phantom Shaver February 12, 2009
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spiderman 3 syndrome

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film
Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5
by Stoner422 January 8, 2009
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spiderman a ho

When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a swift motion, creates the web shooting hand sign as spiderman does, and in the process, "shooting the web" at your ho causing her to be in a "sticky" situation.
Man, I want to spiderman a ho so bad right now...
by McBiz DaShiz January 9, 2008
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