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Pull a Shanghai

The event of battery of people or animals
for a very debatable reason and no
warning whatsoever.

Furthermore, responsible parties are
unresponsive to pleads and reasoning.
50,000 dogs were clubbed to death
in Shanghai, China, 07-2006 because
of highly questionable links to
human rabies cases.

Even people walking their dogs could only
bare witness to the carnage.
You got my second cousin pregnant, so I will
Pull a Shanghai on you!
by MasterGoa August 2, 2006
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shanghainese

Shanghainese, often known as the Shanghai Dialect is the largest single mutually intelligible form of Wu Chinese - the collection of languages spoken in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang areas of eastern China.

To the untrained Western ear the language sounds much like a swarm of live wasps being farted out of a screaming bulldog, which is also what it sounds like to other speakers of Chinese who are not from Shanghai or the surrounding region.

It is true that Chinese persons native to Shanghai look down on other Chinese who can not speak the dialect. However since most Shanghai men wouldn't fare too well in the ring after three rounds against a wet sock, they're not likely to put up much of a protest if you tell them to sod off.
Shanghainese is the language to learn if you are a ranting old lady or a whiney little twat
by jiande June 21, 2008
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Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.
Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".
by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011
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Shanghai Chandelier

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"
If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!
by poopschmit July 1, 2008
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Shanghai Meat Spin

When you have a really hard boner and you put a short asian guy on your dick while standing up and spin them on your cock.
Mario:So Justin what happened to you last night?

Justin:I ended up meeting a little gay asian so i took him back to my place and we did the Shanghai Meat Spin
by JohnnyBoy6969 February 24, 2010
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Shanghai surprise

to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.
Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?
by T3n5oR October 15, 2008
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shanghai-ed

Verb form of the word shanghai. The process of Shanghai-ing.
I just Shanghai-ed a lady's purse and took all her dough.
by Dr. P aka Chainsaw August 17, 2006
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