Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.

"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"

by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011

simon ese

Mexican Spanish phrase meaning loosely (and undeniably), "Of course, dude!"

"Are you going out with that hot Latina chick?"
"Simon ese!"

by carriemay100 June 29, 2006

Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.

*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica

by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008

Siconasty

The description of one thing being both sick and nasty.

That dead possum is siconasty.

by M.F. July 17, 2004

Simon The Hottie

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.

Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.

by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020