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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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similo

Beautiful girl, that it looks young for always;African name.

Very funny girl when she’s drunk, strong girl, brave girl that’s helps her family, she look young but she’s intelligent so be careful because she knows she’s mature, she need to be more open for opportunities, and to listen more to people from other culture, she likes kids also.
“Similo is very sweet”
Similo I’m going to tell you something that you don’t know
“I’m serious similo”
by Similo July 1, 2019
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SILIM

I woke up and the KGB was confiscating my vodka and cheap wife. SILIM.
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Sikim

Turkish word for

Dick, Cock, Penis
Sikim Sikim. Dick Dick
by pontostontos October 14, 2014
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simi valley

hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do
that place teh sucks cause its simi valley
by datsunface October 6, 2004
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simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys
We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!
by jmusc February 4, 2010
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Shmimwok

A lazy reply to a comment (with an implied order) from one's mother or superior.
"Clean your room!" "Shmimwok"
by AshandHugo March 31, 2010
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