Bitch Spasm

The act of shaking and spazzing like a little bitch for absolutely no reason at all.

"Hey did you see Seth Rollins do his little bitch spasms whilst coming down to the ring?"

"Damn it! Tyler Black and his stupid bitch spasms are a major reason in the decline in quality of Ring of Honor"

by Jon Moxley December 7, 2012

cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

spasm

When someone spazzes out when riding on a bus, causing them to orgasm.

"Hey, Jamie, look at that snake!"
"HAHAHA look at Jamie! He just totally spasmed!"

by wasofine March 11, 2009

Spasmod

1. An abbreviation for Spasmodically_Insane. 2. One of the most screwed up people you will ever meet. 3. Better then any Platano...

"SPASMOD what are you doing?"
"SPASMOD you have issues"
"You are way better then those fag Platanos SPASMOD"

by Spasmodically_Insane February 25, 2004

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.

Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.

by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.

Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?

by stink wizard November 21, 2013