Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010

sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.

Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

by Chika March 30, 2010

shopping window

The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.

"Dude, I am totally down to go try on a few pairs of jeans right now, but I am letting you know that my shopping window is only about 45 minutes today.

by rach BFD May 3, 2008

shopping

Going to a large chain store (Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc...) and filling a cart with as much crap as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.

Hey dude! I went shopping at Wal-Mart today. Somebodys gonna be doin their job today.

by Zazk March 31, 2005

Window Shopping

When a man or woman in a relationship flirts with someone else, with no intention of taking it any further than that. It's like looking at a brand new 50" HDTV without the intention of buying it, even though it's still nice to imagine having sex with it.

Matt loves his girlfriend, but he likes to go window shopping on occasion.

by Allthatremainslover September 3, 2010

Torrent Shopping

The act of going into a music store to look for albums to illegally download off the internet for free at home

Hughy couldn't think of any bands to download, so he decided to go torrent shopping at HMV

by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009

shopping

The process by which individuals attempt to fill their spiritual and/or emotional emptiness through the acquisition and later consumption of material objects.

See also: retail therapy

Grace: You and I, we have to stay focused. You know how sharks are eating machines? We are shopping machines. That means all we do is shop, and poop. Shop, and poop. Got it? So what are we going to do now?
Nathan: God, I hope it's shop.

by CrowVision August 9, 2009