Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

Good Shitposting

The act of creating a comedic video or picture relating to a specific topic so effectively, that people who know little to nothing about said topic will still find the video or picture to be comedic.

Bill: Hey, Frank, look at this shitpost I found for FlingSmash!

Frank: I haven't even played FlingSmash and it looks hilarious! This is good shitposting.

by RememberTheAmibo June 19, 2020

Military Grade Shitposting

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials

whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting

by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022

Shitposting

"Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicates with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction."

"You guys need to grow up!"
-"This is a shitposting group you cuck eating sjw".

by toasterpython May 23, 2017

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

roasty toasty shitposty

Shitest meme page on all of instagram

Hey have you seen Roasty Toasty Shitposty's latest meme
No cos I no gah
Laugh track plays

by Itsyaboisaggytitsftw May 19, 2018

Shortstop

In collaboration with the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st base, and Homerun terms for interaction with a partner. Shortstop is the area inbetween right before 2nd base, that includes (but is not limited to):

-Intense making out (including tounge)
-Hands on the ass, or up the others shirt, but not touching any thing (on purpose)
-hands running through hair
-rolling around on the floor
-making a scene in public

It is best NOT to do this public, unless its lonely there.

"Ya dude, she says that only her moms gonna be home, so we gotta stay on shortstop."

by Jar-Man September 28, 2008