Schmiff

A gothic person or a strangly dressed induvidual. A person unusual attire. These people also have strange personalities.

mowhawks, chains, green hair, trench coats, persons with unusual tastes or styles.

"the schmiff put on her chains and dyed her hair pink"

by peekaboochicka September 8, 2006

smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

smiffy

A smiffy wifter. See smiffy wifter.

Hey look, there's smiffy, lets throw cans at him...better still, rocks.

by Philly February 23, 2005

Smiffy

A significantly close sibling, usually a year or two apart. Most commonly misspelled as "Smiffey", and can be shortened to "Smiffz". A "Smiffy" tends to use spaces in between punctuated smiley faces and before/after punctuation.

Smiffy, you are the best big sister in the entire world, let's take a profile picture for our Facebook profiles to show everyone how close we are!

by TheRealSmiffy May 18, 2011

smiffo

An extreamly bad loser at any game wether it be tennis, heads and volleys or snooker.

dont cheat like smiffo! no offece smiffo.

by Dr sexy February 26, 2006

shpiff

a substitute for a curse, slang for 'shit', used in time of great shock

'Holy shpiff! That car nearly hit us!'

by Jenn Huls May 22, 2006

shiff change

The act of removing a scandolous tramp from your life, for whatever reason you deem necessary, and moving on to the next one.

Keep running your mouth bitch and you will be shiff changed!

She wouldn't blow me so I shiff schanged that hoe!

Careful tramp it's almost shiff change!

by drugs-are-bad September 2, 2009