shitemonger

Someone who mongs shite/sells bullshit to people.

"Dave told me his Da owns Bill Clinton and the rights to Disneyland."

"Na mate, Dave's just a proper shitemonger."

by cornycopia September 7, 2016

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

Pure shite

British/Irish colloquial term for rubbish/awful/terrible

The movie was pure shite

by Nikkdo March 5, 2018

House-shiter

House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.

Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.

by aziz21015 January 31, 2019

bag of shite

cheap product or car which is not good. Paul Calf catchphrase. When your team lose. Anything detrementel.

Your website is a bag of shite. they played like a bag of shite. Kingys a bag of shite.

by papa Steve August 27, 2006

Shiterie

shit-er-ie (pronounced with emphasis on the last sylable): the whole thing; a collection of circumstances.

I don't have time to tell you how to do it. Just go to the tire store, dial my number, hand the phone to the service guy, and I'll explain the whole shiterie.

by traumatized December 19, 2008

shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017