Shardzilla

Noun: A person under the influence of crystal meth making everyone's life a living hell.

That Shardzilla is one big pain in the ass!

shard shardvark crystal meth tina

by Shardzy February 21, 2012

Shittin Shards

Shittin Shards. When it feels like you need to take a massive shit, but all that comes out is sharp, rock hard shards of shit. Can be very painful at times and may even cut your rectum.

Fuck.. I was shittin shards after that taco bell last night.. holy fuck im never goin there again!

by DustinIsFiending April 11, 2009

Lamb Shearer

A person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (Whose names freuqently begin with the letter K and end with N). These vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be Will Robinson to shear them frequently. These lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as Kendall and Sydney. Beware.

I called on the Lamb Shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named Kristen Jackson.

Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.

by The Wolves May 5, 2010

Wyatt Shears

plays bass and guitar for the garden. is also quite greasy. dresses like a pirate. has a side project called enjoy. met him, very nice person! the funny twin. Vada Vada
follow @wyattshears & @___enjoy_official___

Person 1 : how do I tell the shear twins apart?
Person 2: Wyatt Shears plays bass duh

by Puzzleenjoyer November 24, 2021

Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.

I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.

by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.

y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."

by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007