Shplocking

The sound old stretchy testicles make when slapping against swinging droopy breasts when performing the doggy-style act of intercourse

Last night I could hear the neighbours at it again, the shplocking was making the house shudder!

by JIMIJ June 2, 2025

Schlockets

When a group has grasped a world concept to value their waxes.

You see someone found the dogwood again … I need to muzzle the prairie dog , perhaps the recycling of these schlockets will improve my senses.

by -AG July 15, 2025

shlock

shlong + cock = shlock

He didn't just have a dick, he had a motherfuckin' shlock.

by hugefreakingshlock November 30, 2025

Wenis shlocker

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.

Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?

by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023

Bot Schlock

Garbage articles written by bots. Fake news articles not composed by humans.

I saw that article saying a Turnip is running for President, it looks like bot schlock.

by Eat The Big One First January 9, 2024

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024