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Shlocker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.
I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.
by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011
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Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.
My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !
by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016
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Wenis shlocker

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.
Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?
by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023
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modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.
by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018
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W&J Shocker

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.
Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019
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Hymen's Shocker

Adding the horizontal movement of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker.
Bro, I gave my girl the Hymen's shocker the other day and she loved it!
by Callmedoctor March 19, 2013
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Cardassian Shocker

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010
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