Schwasted

Shit Hammered Wasted

Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao

by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014

Shmasted

A mix of being shit faced and wasted. Extremely drunk.

Imma get Shmasted!!!

by H20ashlyn January 30, 2016

Schwasted

The act of being both schwifty and wasted.

“We are about to get so schwasted at the party tonight!”

by Jefferson Ironflex April 21, 2018

Sharatted

When you get so drunk on a work night out that you get fired the next day.

I went out last night and got totally sharatted . That's my career over.

by Holly Cole November 7, 2019

Shaested

When you're a bar owner in reno who posts the 14 words on social media and your business goes under.

Haha, did you hear about shae's? I'm never going there again, they're a bunch of white nationalist scum. She really shaested her reputation.

by Sunstormsara April 4, 2021

Shablasted

Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord will bless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9

Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!

by Evskavinski 6 March 3, 2025

Shabarted

When you shart, burp and fart at the same time.

Bro, Hayden just shabarted.

by Lesto December 27, 2025