SHARP

verb, SHARPed, SHARPing

During the course of Live Action Role Play, while attempting to LARP, a small to medium quantity of shit comes out instead usually accompanied by a seeping odor and a noticeable pause in the SHARPee's discourse.

Wil Wheaton stood atop the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Wil paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants." The back panel of Wil Wheaton's suit was opened and out spilled brown water and corn.

by Torn Wrecked'em January 8, 2013

sharp poop

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

by qwerty123456 July 30, 2008

pat sharp

An english gentleman often found on such televisual delights as 'fun house' in the 80's.

Dude, pat sharp is a fucking legend with that mullet. i think id like to be him.

by edd and ju April 14, 2004

Card Sharp

Check out card shark and replace the words shark with sharp. It's true, look it up

John: Damn, I just lost my money playing poker with that card sharp.
Steve: Don't you mean card SHARK.
John: no *punches* use google, dumbarse.

by kalekale July 23, 2008

haley sharpe

A tiktoker who made the “say so” dance and was in 4freakshow. Her username on tiktok is “yodelinghhaley” and her spam is “ postysdaughther”. she is pretty

Haley Sharpe is an amazing dancer and is very pretty

by hmmmmhaleysharpesbiggestfan March 18, 2021

Sharp it Up

To sniff Sharpies with intent of getting sedated

Hey Tom, wanna get Timmy and sharp it up?

by Sundance Kid January 26, 2007

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017