Wearing the shades

When someone has suddenly become very cool, and slick.

Or when in a relationship, the cooler person of the two.

"Look who's wearing the shades now!!"

"I'm wearing the shades in this relationship"

by ThatKidDanYol March 28, 2010

Pull the shades

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.

College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!

by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009

Fifty Shades of Grey

Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".

Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?

by Ciararocks1000 June 27, 2012

Shaidee

A female whom cannot decide whether or not take a selfie. Loves to swear in the DM's and delete before anyone sees. Dresses like males in Roblox.

Shaidee- um
#1- um
Shaidee- okay

by ZamiWaltkinz November 23, 2016

Shade Dr.

a street in Ellenwood known for drug saleing and dealing. known for selling marijuana, X pills, and xanax.

person 1: man i juz got me sum X pills and purp for da low low on Shade Dr.
person 2: i know i bought sum xanax from der da otha day

by Lil Trapper July 22, 2008

shadeup

The definition of shaeup is a south slang word that was created by me in dallas texas , the definition is wearing shades (typical the relly dark ones) on with an i dont give a fuck attitude ..even if its dark outside you will wear em because if u are
"1 deep" (or roll alone) with this you are showing that you prefer being in the dark than cum out the light ..because the lihgt is were all the haters be at is were the ignorant motherfuckers hang in were all the hoes are..
if u are from texas and u listen to trae , z-ro etc you will know what im talkin about.

I was in my crib chillin thinkin about how there are too many haters in this world ..and as soon it was dark outside i shadeup and got in to ma slab and rolled alone and went to kick it with my real freinds..drink smoke party wutever ...

by dtown_mexplex May 17, 2008

Shade-raping

When a person hides behind his sunglasses to fantasize and look at female/male assets.

Babe 1: I think he's shade-raping me.

Babe 2: Punch his ass bitch!

by hahaisteppedonyourdick March 11, 2011