Safedi

Slang for white people. Generally used by south-east asians. .

Ram: You're nothing but white-trash, you..you..safedi!

by DrunkenPhyst March 31, 2008

shaved buzzard

Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.

Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!

by Juda88 April 25, 2011

Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

ShafeSex

During anal sex, it's the act of leaving a cream pie in your partners booty, then taking a dollop of the booty flavor enhanced cream and wiping it on the partners nose. Also known as a Dr. Evil or Chocolate Ass Cream

My partner has a crazy fetish for ShafeSex.

by Mister first class March 8, 2017

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

We Shared

When someones bitching about having you sky their drink when in fact you have shared a piece with them before

Paul: dude sky my gatorade
Ted: why dude we shared before
Paul: O yeah good point

by Jacob Peterson December 6, 2010

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019