Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

Stressed out

Every time you ask a so called twenty one pilots fan what their favourite song is. They will always say stressed out, heathens or Ride.

Actual fan: What's your favourite tøp song?
So called fan: Gotta be stressed out.
Actual fan: Kill yourself

by Granny basher 6ix9ine July 9, 2018

Suppressed

Similar to depressed. Someone that is sad and mad.

Hi I'm Ryan and I'm suppressed today.

by Turtleman5657 July 18, 2017

strepressed

Depression induced by stress.

Finishing my thesis year made me totally strepressed

by Keekadeek May 3, 2011

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Stresseder

Even more stressed than I currently Am.

Man 1 - Ive got a load on
Man 2 - Want a hug?
Man 1 - No that will make me more stresseder.

by one4se7en February 12, 2014

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017