purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

scunder

A scunder can be a person or a thing. It means a "nuisance". It can be found with several pronunciations. Scunner, Scundered, Scunnered, Scunnert. It is commonly used in ulster (Northern Ireland), Scotland and the North of England.

Joe is a scunder. (Joe is a pain / nuisance)
I am scundered today (I am fed up today)
This job scunders me. (This job bores /sickens / depresses me)

by Alan Day June 7, 2005

scrud

unkept, greasy looking individuals that loiter in front of convenience stores, coffee shops, etc. Often congregated around pick up trucks wearing Nascar / Ski-Doo attire.

'I saw a group of scruds sitting out front of the Tim Horton's'**

** Or Dunkin' Donuts for our American friends

by Phil Shep December 24, 2008

Scuddle

An backwards cuddle that is intended as a vertical, non-sexualn spoon between two induviduals

"I'm sad, lets scuddle"!

by Lolren October 18, 2009

Drop a scud

to take a massive shit.

i gotta drop a scud

by the myth the man the legend April 23, 2010

Scurdy Durdy Der

a situation that cannot be described

at a loss for words
doing something you can't imagine

"are we scurdy durdy der in it up tonight?"

by bballsfinesets January 14, 2010

Scudly

Being scummy as fuck; being a huge dude

Dave, Richie, and Metal were so Scudly at Tip's last night.

by MetalHeadJake March 25, 2010