Sonic Screwdriver

A gourmet blend of Bud Light Lime, Sunny D, a splash of aged bongwater, and a shot of Jack Daniels. Most potent when served with a prescription to Xanax.

"Garrett and I downed at least 3 Sonic Screwdrivers before we started to really wig out."

by PhallicBaldwin September 1, 2014

dirty screwdriver

During sexual intercourse, the girl takes a shit on your dick then sucks it off. alabama hot pocket

Yo bro, last night my girl gave me a dirty screwdriver

by .....,......:: January 18, 2016

put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

by Cheesester October 24, 2008

jewish screwdriver

A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.

also a sex position.

that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap whore.

hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.

by eddy spagetti August 11, 2008

screwdriver

They were the first white power punk band, who were really just an actual punk band that went racist.

"ian stuart we're glad your dead"
Ian stuarts is the lead singer to screwdriver.

by Marcos, Mike October 3, 2006

Screwdriver

Verb. To bang, or otherwise insert a penis into the vagoo in a rotational motion.

J.B.: "I would never let that guy screwdriver me"

by andross_dratch May 22, 2009

gas station screwdriver

The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.

Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.

by FatPappy December 2, 2010