Making Scratch

When you are working minimum wage.

(A.k.a working at dead end jobs like Walmart and McDonalds)

Guy 1: bro you got any money?

Guy 2: yeah but i gotta pay them bills brah
Guy 1: come on dude, I swear i pay you back?!?!
Guy 2: Dude, sorry man but im Making Scratch.

by WATSZITOYA October 9, 2017

Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So I was fingering this girl the other day and it turns out she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

to scratch the old itch

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.

I just want to scratch the old itch.

by amar90 September 10, 2010

cunt scrape

Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip.

Q: Why is it called a PAP SMEAR?
A: Cuz no one would go if they called it a CUNT SCRAPE!

by tat grrrl June 1, 2007

Scratch the beef

To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.

I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX

by whofuckingcares December 27, 2009

scratch cat

The Scratch Cat is the mascot of Scratch and the default sprite when opening a new Scratch project.1 This can't be changed. It is also the outline for the default icon of new Scratch accounts, replacing a previous version that showed a human silhouette.2 The Scratch Cat is a trademark of MIT3 and was drawn by Wing Ngan.4 According to Scratch Team member ceebee, the Scratch Cat is nonbinary, meaning that the cat does not identify as strictly male or female in terms of gender.5 However, many users, even some Scratch Team members, use male pronouns for Scratch Cat.

"anytime i make a new project on scratch a scratch cat appears in the middle of the screen"

by Sakura_animates December 13, 2020