sciberras

A small mythical maltese creature a head of a maitenance worker and the body of a porcupine. It can only speak using words of his own name like "Skibby!" or "Skibb! Skibb!" It's only goal in life is to drive air conditioned trucks.

"Woah man, that Sciberras just drank a 24!"

by nicolascage September 28, 2012

scob your knob

Rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. Usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm. see also Nuggie.

If you dont shut up I'll scob your knob.

by J. Burke January 17, 2008

Scoped

When you have something in your cross hairs but dont pull the trigger in time.

DAMN i totally had you scoped!, OH Jeez i had that buck scoped but he ran.

by MEEPLE January 10, 2010

scome

A scomy substance. Not nice. Grade nines are very scomy

Hey dood you're so scome

by Dad's nicest shirt October 6, 2013

Scope Kiss

When the scope of a rifle "kisses" you after firing the weapon. It is caused by not having the stock of the rifle firmly held against the shoulder to mitigate the recoil upon firing a high-power firearm. The "kiss" is a cut around the eye in the shape of the eyepiece of the scope.

Leo was scope kissed by his new rifle.

by Tigerazz91 December 7, 2014

Scobakiin

You should have acted, they're already here.
The Faze Clan Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat, was merely to smoke weed everyday.
From the time the Doritos bag opened.
When the sons of Optic spilled their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe.
Believe they would exist.
And when the truth, finally dawned.
It dawned in quickscopes!
But.
There is one they fear,
In their toungue, he is Scobakiin.
SCRUB LORD!
You fucking w0t, m8?

Beautiful music ensues

The Scobakiin totally rekt the entire Faze Clan, good for him, m8.

by NextDoorDarkrai July 2, 2015

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018