Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
by distress69 September 19, 2018
A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 13, 2023
1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.
Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.
by B-Jazzle March 12, 2010
He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
by hatebigwords July 23, 2023
Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022