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Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.
DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!
by goatminam January 28, 2021
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Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.
Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021
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Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.
Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?
by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021
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schnitty

chem teacher who’s a pedophile
“yo u have schnitty for chem next year. watch out bro he touches girls”
by alyssas.defs July 21, 2024
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fuckin schmidty

missing a cock, fucks dogs, complete douche. Copies dave weber. has a movie made after him, 40 year old virgin
fuckin schmidty is on the dog again!
by Josh Martina December 12, 2008
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amelia schmitt

Damn.....
Is that Amelia Schmitt? Damn....
by Ron Jonny November 9, 2013
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patrick schmitt

He’s a gay kid trying to find his place in the world
Patrick Schmitt is such a kind guy
by Patrick Schmitt January 7, 2019
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