impdiabod

i put my dick in a bag of doritos

guy 1- yo last night impdiabod
guy 2- what?
guy 1- i put my dick in a bag of doritos
guy 2- oh, same bro

by alyssas.defs September 27, 2019

snapedo

a guy (usually 18+) who goes on snap and adds random girls, and only asks them for nudes. if they don’t send nudes then the guy unadds them.

girl 1: that guy that you were talking about added me

girl 2: nooo unadd him he’s a snapedo

by alyssas.defs June 24, 2019

yds

yeah dumb slut

texting:

person 1: “are you on your way”

person 2: “yds”

person 1: “what?”
person 2: “yeah dumb slut”

by alyssas.defs November 02, 2021

ciancé

When your cousin is also your fiancé, like Antigone

Antigone: “I’m going to go see my ciancé”

Ismene: “Your what?”
Antigone: “My cousin fiancé, Haimon”

by alyssas.defs December 22, 2021

wom

When your wife is also your mom, like Oedipus

Oedipus: I’m going to go check on my wom, Jocasta

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

fudog

when someone rapes their dog

girl 1: did you hear about wendy wisconsin?
girl 2:who?
girl 1:she’s the girl who fudogged
girl 2:fu-what?
girl 1:fudogged, when you rape your dog

by alyssas.defs June 24, 2019