alyssas.defs's definitions

schnitty

chem teacher who’s a pedophile

“yo u have schnitty for chem next year. watch out bro he touches girls”

by alyssas.defs July 21, 2024

ciancé

When your cousin is also your fiancé, like Antigone

Antigone: “I’m going to go see my ciancé”

Ismene: “Your what?”
Antigone: “My cousin fiancé, Haimon”

by alyssas.defs December 21, 2021

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

wom

When your wife is also your mom, like Oedipus

Oedipus: I’m going to go check on my wom, Jocasta

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

yds

yeah dumb slut

texting:

person 1: “are you on your way”

person 2: “yds”

person 1: “what?”
person 2: “yeah dumb slut”

by alyssas.defs November 2, 2021

impdiabod

i put my dick in a bag of doritos

guy 1- yo last night impdiabod
guy 2- what?
guy 1- i put my dick in a bag of doritos
guy 2- oh, same bro

by alyssas.defs September 27, 2019

lucasa

when someone likes a guy named lucas they call him lucasa as a cover name with their friends

friend 1 (sanaa): so hows lucasa
friend 2 (gabriela):he still doesn’t like me :(

by alyssas.defs June 23, 2019