schizolebrity

A portmanteau of the words schizophrenic (somewhat of a misnomer often confused with multiple personality disorder...oh well, close enough!) and celebrity; a celebrity who changes their name on a regular basis or may be known by more than one name at a time, hence leading people to believe that they have multiple personalities. Most celebrities that do this typically have no talent otherwise and want to keep getting media attention.

Examples of a schizolebrity:

"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'

Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'

"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!

by JusLar February 19, 2011

Schizonophria

Adj.: A condition where one uses "No" too much. Defiant, Not willing to cooperate, does not agree with anything, says no to everything.

My mom doesn't let me do anything, I think she has Schizonophria.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.

by Nezsem September 11, 2011

schemo

Any person male or female who partakes in terrorising the public by drinking on street corners, having public sex, stealing clothing from washing lines, troubling public transport.

see ned, jippo, chav, spide etc.

That little wanker liam fitzgerald is a true schemo.

by bumbait September 2, 2006

Schizophilia

The obsession one has to be or consider themselves "crazy", or insane, and ultimately the thing people who try to be unique often associate themselves as.

A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.

It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.

Emo Girl #1 "Omg we're soo random"
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"

"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.

by opisnotafag May 11, 2013

schezy

A combination of scum and sleazy
Hits on anything that moves and pushes everything else

That guy at the bar is so schezy

by Shez Woz February 15, 2006

schizolove

A medical term for a love form that is shared between two parties that is similar to "crazy in love"

bystander 1: That guy has got the schizolove for her
bystander 2: fo sho, they is totally PDA

bystander 1: sounds like she's got the schizolove for him to
bystander 2: tsk tsk, some people is just sick in the head
skater: Woah, im trippin'

by beagledog June 8, 2009

Paranoid schizophrenic

A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic

While being exterminated by treatment

Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber

by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021