a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)
oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.
by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010
Get the Hob schlob on a bob knob mug.When a man is giving a women anal and she farts causing the fart to go in the mans penis causing an erupting smelly explosion.
by Fook Yu August 1, 2003
Get the Scalob mug.when a person is worst than a slob. the "sch" sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). To further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2)
Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.
Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.
(ex.1) Tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy's!! what a Schlob!!
(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!
(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!
by jayfred June 6, 2004
Get the schlob mug.From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.
by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007
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by Princess Nukka December 27, 2004
Get the sceno mug.Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.
Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.
Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.
That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!
by ketza December 2, 2007
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it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.
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