satans egg nog

A funny way of saying semen.

Don't be afraid to pour satans egg nog over her face.

by DeenMachine December 25, 2006

satanism

Satanism doesn ' t mean you worship the devil ,
in ancient hebrew , satan meant the opposer ,
Satan opposes the hypocritical morals of the so called " holy church " and its followers ,
so basicly , if you follow satanism ,
that just means your an atheist ,
a aggressive atheist

atheist
satanism

by kidditskunchok August 19, 2010

satanist

As dictionary.com states, "The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites." For those who say that satanists are atheists, you would be wrong. Atheism is the belief that there is no god(s) and they do not follow any religion. So stop grouping yourselves with atheists, because its not true.

As an atheist, i believe in no god(s) or religions. However, i showed up today and saw a couple people defining satanists as belonging or being a part of atheism, which is wrong and misleading... unknown whether or not the people who made this statement were christians looking to ridicule atheists, some kids/ moronic adults screwing around or some satanists looking to not look so bad.

by chrisguy January 20, 2006

satanism

1. To actually worship the devil. There is Luciferianism, but for the most part this is just a lie created by the church to strengthen people's faith in god. See bullshit.

2. Created by Anton Szandor LaVey, this is a religion that is basically Ayn Rand's and Friedrich Nietzsche's philosophy set to rules and satanic imagery.

3. Setian Satanism, worshiping the Egyptian god of the desert, storms, and chaos, Set (Pronounced Seth)

Satanism is a bunch of attention-grabbing bullshit, any kind.

by Metal6head January 14, 2008

satanist

One who worships Satan.
( It does not mean you listen to heavy metal and such. You can listen to pop and still worship Satan.)

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

satanism

a "religion" that is a compendium of moral subjectivism, watered down Nietzche, and De Sade as well as some anti christian and Pagan ideas. It is also associated with darkness and violence. It is generally practised by angry immature pizza faced teens who are insecure and immature...
This is also the sort of thing that is a scapegoat for Columbined High Style School Shootings... By the way, due to the very dark and violent nature of this, it gets the practicioners a royal fucking up from the football and wrestling teams. The victims of said fucking up tend to chant the name of their dark lord while they're getting fucked up by the football and wrestling teams, is if that will help: The belief and advertisement of it is what starts the shit to begin with...

Uh, Oh!! The computer geeks and goths who do satanism better watch out! The football and wrestling teams are looking to fuck up somebody for squicking out them and the other "norms"!

by J. Michael Reiter November 1, 2004

satanist

One of the many people God loves. A satanist going by its root words would seem to mean one who worships satan. However, According to satanists, they are mere people who don't believe in God not people that associate with satan. Apparently, instead of chosing a name that would abstractly title their group, they chose to go with a base name that has negative conotations throughout society and be surprised when it becomes misinterpretted.

Muslim: Those fucking Americans even allow satanists freedom of religion.
More extreme Muslim: Let's blow up those hedonistic Americans, in the name of our peace loving God Allah.

by Chris Ferry November 10, 2008