samboninja

samboninja is a great guy! he is friends with many other sams but unfortunately gets called a 'fat cunt' alot by Sam Price.

"i love samboninja, hes a great guy" - kyle
"yes but he is a fat cunt" -sam price

by lucycrops November 2, 2021

Hallway Salmon

When a guy or girl walks against the general flow of the hallway.

Mark: Hey did you see Eric in the hall today?

Clee: Yeah he was being such a hallway salmon.

by JackpotDonnie August 25, 2009

punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.

Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.

by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Winter Salmon

In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.

Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.

Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!

by A$APJaCoB February 16, 2017

Alabama salmon slam

When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece

Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this

by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017

Casa de Salmonella

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.

A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.

by Bloater October 17, 2011